All kinds of moments!

Recently and friend of mine was talking about how she was "so blond" and how she constantly had "blond moments." Now, I'm normally not one to get inflamed about something like this, but I, being a proud brown-haired white boy, am a little irate at this blatant discrimination against all other forms of hair that just so happen not to fit into the perfect Aryan race. So in the spirit of killing Nazis, here are my best guesses of what other "moments" would be like.

• Brown moment: this type of moment is best described as doing something outrageously ordinary. You probably spend a lot of your free time reading My Life is Average. I understand that many stories are actually about My Life is Awesome, but even you reading those makes you understand on a deeper and more depressing level how mundane your life really is. Also, please excuse me while I submit an entry to Urbandictionary.com about soiling your pants.
• Ginger moment: a ginger moment is a little harder to pin under just one denotation. Firstly, it could be used in context with someone doing something extremely nerdy. For instance, when that kid nobody likes, Jon Lovitz, corrects your grammar, or makes a reference to Runescape in a conversation, he just had a Ginger moment. It also may be used to say that someone did something extremely annoying. It may also refer to a moment when someone realizes they have no friends. The last may be caused by the first two, thus causing what I refer to as "the ginger cycle."
• Black moment: *the following has been filtered for racist content* a black moment is best described by *censored*. Once the *censored* with a *censored* and *censored* Zippo lighter. *censored* kool-aid and *censored* white girls *censored* Escalade. *censored* Jay-Z. It may also be used to describe an intensely emo moment, or when someone totally ruins a conversation by blurting out something depressing.

So there you have it.