I don't blog about my candle making adventures, my family (with two thousand pictures of my kids), or my life as a housewife who makes quilts 24/7. I'm not some pretentious hipster who can't finish three sentences without using some form of the word "musing." I'm just here to laugh at society.

Monday, March 11, 2013

My Trip To the Vet

Sitting in the back seat always made me feel like a kid again. It reminded me of the long trips my family used to take together to Missouri, or when my oldest sisters moved out, to Florida and Georgia. I could stare out the window for hours without getting bored, with the scenery always changing; I'd try to chase one tree with my eyes for as long as possible before it went out of view, then find another one and do it again and again until my eyes hurt. I'd do it all the way there and all the way back. I had the same routine every time we returned from a trip, too. I'd carry as much of my own belongings into my house and then immediately go out looking for my cats. We'd leave a large pan of cat food out and have a neighbor fill up a bowl of water. I had four at the time; Kit-Kat, Paws, Pumpkin, and Jazzy.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Ugh.



Sometimes, the internet is a wonderful place where you can learn endlessly and expand your mind and enjoy the social networks and etc. etc. The rest of the time, it's a weird, messed up place and all you can do is sit at your computer making a face of disgust, which can only really be summed up by the onomatopoeia "ugh." Not the "ugh, I'm so tired" kind of ugh, but the "ugh, that's really gross but I can't look away."

I found an image awhile back and it stuck out to me. I'm not entirely sure why, but I found it absolutely hilarious and somewhat relate-able. I don't know who made this image, but I wish I did so I could pop out my Heelys and cruise on down to wherever they are and personally shake their hand, or give them a hug. My current favorite picture is nothing more than a man created in MS Paint, but he has so much expression. I'm seriously in love with this image.

The longer you look, the funnier it gets.

Friday, March 1, 2013

I'm a Trendy Wendy, You're an Uncool Raul.

Society changes fads like a girl changes clothes. One year you're so in style that Calvin Klein is trying to get your opinion about his unmentionables, and the next everyone thinks you're more square than a GameCube, which will inevitably be back in fashion in a decade and a half anyways (or, more round than a record, which is vintage and "in").

Drugs are also a trend, I guess. A trend that doesn't end ever.