I don't blog about my candle making adventures, my family (with two thousand pictures of my kids), or my life as a housewife who makes quilts 24/7. I'm not some pretentious hipster who can't finish three sentences without using some form of the word "musing." I'm just here to laugh at society.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Short post: The Little Vampire

Earlier I saw a young girl breathing onto a spoon and placing it onto her nose so it dangled in front of her mouth, and she was trying to get her moms attention. "Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom look. Look mom. Mom. Dude mom look. Mom. I'm a vampire. Mom."

"... I'm a vampire."

You may not have gotten your moms attention, but you got mine.