Get Outta Town, Gandhi

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow." - Mahatma Gandhi.

Verlernterns Der!

Most of those who know me, and a few of those who know me well, could probably tell you that at times I can be a little cynical. For those of you who don't know me, I can be a tad bit cynical. And for those who don't know what cynical means, it essentially means that I'm not blind to the more despondent, dark side of most situations. I'm also not afraid to point out the flaws in other people's logic, and lastly, but definitely not least, I don't regularly conform to society. A lot of why I write on this blog is so I can make fun of society and the stupidity it has subjected itself to.

Pictured: stupidity

Epic... Gay Best Friend Self-Esteem Building Rant? Part VI

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." I call shenanigans on this phrase. I know it's just something teenage girls quote when they're sad about a guy, but seriously, I hate that logic. Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over. Think about it: you're crying because something is over, but the only way something can end is if it happened. Therefore, the fact that it happened made you sad. You can smile now, because it's not like it's going to end again. Besides, if he couldn't see that you're the best he'll ever have, he wasn't good enough for you anyways. Dayum girlfran. *finger snaps*.

I Do What I Want Every Day!

When I see a girl with a shirt that says "No boyfriend, no problem" I think one of two things; one, that is girl is awesome and understand that not having a significant other is like waking up every morning and saying "well, looks like I'm doing what I want today, again!" or two, that she wants the world to know she's single and desperately wants a boyfriend.

True story.