Get Outta Town, Gandhi

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow." - Mahatma Gandhi.

I'm a Trendy Wendy, You're an Uncool Raul.

Society changes fads like a girl changes clothes. One year you're so in style that Calvin Klein is trying to get your opinion about his unmentionables, and the next everyone thinks you're more square than a GameCube, which will inevitably be back in fashion in a decade and a half anyways (or, more round than a record, which is vintage and "in").

Drugs are also a trend, I guess. A trend that doesn't end ever.

Verlernterns Der!

Most of those who know me, and a few of those who know me well, could probably tell you that at times I can be a little cynical. For those of you who don't know me, I can be a tad bit cynical. And for those who don't know what cynical means, it essentially means that I'm not blind to the more despondent, dark side of most situations. I'm also not afraid to point out the flaws in other people's logic, and lastly, but definitely not least, I don't regularly conform to society. A lot of why I write on this blog is so I can make fun of society and the stupidity it has subjected itself to.

Pictured: stupidity

I can wait.

In a world filled with phones that communicate faster than the speed of a speeding speedy speeder, internet that almost instantly connects you to people across the globe so you can call them a noob, and all these other robots that process information more efficiently than the human brain, to the point that we can barely comprehend how fast the information is actually being processed, it's no wonder that the kids these days can't maintain concentration long enough to microwave a chicken pot pie, and you get the bird for making some middle aged Caucasian decelerate his just-off-the-lot Suburban by five miles an hour.

Hey, I'm trying to guzzle gas here! Can't a man ruin the environment in peace?

Society's Got Me Shaking My Head Once Again.

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With that being said, let me tell you why.

At a conference in Baltimore last week, a group of psychologists and mental health professionals decided that "that "minor-attracted" individuals are largely misunderstood and should not be criminalized."

"Minor-attracted" is code for "nasty old pedophile."

That's right folks, society has made yet another leap downwards.

The psychologists and mental health professionals that are saying this, or as I'll be referring to them from now on, the psychos and mental people, think that pedophiles should have their say in how society views them, and should be able to change how pedophilia is defined in the DSM, or the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psych Association.

In my mind, that sounds a little bit like saying "hey, crazy menace to society, why don't you change around how we define "menace to society" so that you and your pedophile friends can run around freely.

Are we going to let murderers define murder now? "I know I stabbed him in the head eight times, but he was homeless, and section 6 of the Psychotic Murderer Handbook Pocket Edition says it's okay to kill hobo's and bums, so it doesn't really matter." This, of course, is an equivocation, but you get my point.

Individuals at the conference who were using their brains were like, "you know, this kind of seems like a sham to make kids accessible to adults." One Professor even said "Oh, they're very clear about that. Their goal is to take all shame out of the lust for children."

If anything, I think society should listen to Jerry LaVigne Jr.

So there you have it;