Epic... Gay Best Friend Self-Esteem Building Rant? Part VI

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." I call shenanigans on this phrase. I know it's just something teenage girls quote when they're sad about a guy, but seriously, I hate that logic. Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over. Think about it: you're crying because something is over, but the only way something can end is if it happened. Therefore, the fact that it happened made you sad. You can smile now, because it's not like it's going to end again. Besides, if he couldn't see that you're the best he'll ever have, he wasn't good enough for you anyways. Dayum girlfran. *finger snaps*.

Epic Mood-Ruining Rant, Part I

"I never understood the concept of wishing at 11:11. Your wish is going to be unfulfilled and disappointing at any other time of the day, why wait until you're about to go to sleep? I like to ruin my days early off, so I don't even have the prospect of being happy. The prospect of being happy is just about as disappointing as the fact that your wishes wont come true 99% of the time, because the chance of you being happy is equally low." To be continued...

11/11/11 11:11 is coming. Brace yourselves for the Facebook status', the Twitter updates, and the teenage girls sending you texts reminding you to wish.