Hey, I'm trying to guzzle gas here! Can't a man ruin the environment in peace?
(sess'-kwi-ped-ay'-lee-un) adj. 1: having many syllables 2: given to or characterized by the use of long words.
I don't blog about my candle making adventures, my family (with two thousand pictures of my kids), or my life as a housewife who makes quilts 24/7. I'm not some pretentious hipster who can't finish three sentences without using some form of the word "musing." I'm just here to laugh at society.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
I can wait.
In a world filled with phones that communicate faster than the speed of a speeding speedy speeder, internet that almost instantly connects you to people across the globe so you can call them a noob, and all these other robots that process information more efficiently than the human brain, to the point that we can barely comprehend how fast the information is actually being processed, it's no wonder that the kids these days can't maintain concentration long enough to microwave a chicken pot pie, and you get the bird for making some middle aged Caucasian decelerate his just-off-the-lot Suburban by five miles an hour.
Friday, January 11, 2013
The Cost of Freedom
"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." - Preamble to the United States Constitution.
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Radiohead, Donkey Kong, and Mashed Potatoes
There are some things in this world you won't be able to appreciate as much as you could until you learn about their past. Whether it be history, music, or another individual, there are some things that wont perk your interest until you possess more than a basic knowledge about them.
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CD,
David Bowie,
Donkey Kong,
history,
hyperbole,
Kid A,
library,
Macaulay Culkin,
mashed potatoes,
Pac-man,
potato salad,
pterodactyl,
Radiohead,
Semi-sophisticated Sesquipedalian,
Tetris,
Whoopi Goldberg,
Wikipedia
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