The Best Spam

Awhile back I wrote one of my random posts about how sometimes your first impressions are incredibly and horrendously incorrect, and it was called Radiohead, Donkey Kong, and Mashed Potatoes. Ever since I wrote it, I've received a comparatively large number of spam comments, most of which are really weird, as is most spam. I'm guessing that for the most part they were not written by someone who spoke English fluently. However, there are some with surprisingly good grammar. The most striking thing about them though, is that they're actually really good spam. I mean, as far as spam goes at least; no spam is truly good in my eyes, as it is still spam. But it's still the best spam I've ever read though. The spam de la spam, if you will.



What makes this spam so special? It is so perfectly ambiguous. It could literally mean anything at all and still make contextual sense, because of the way they word things. Most of them are spamming for... ahem... questionable or adult content, so I left out the websites and a few key phrases, but I wanted to share this spam with you. That's right. I'm re-spamming the best spam.

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There are a few more, which you're more than free to go look at, but I'm sure you get the point by now. The Best spam I've ever seen.