I don't blog about my candle making adventures, my family (with two thousand pictures of my kids), or my life as a housewife who makes quilts 24/7. I'm not some pretentious hipster who can't finish three sentences without using some form of the word "musing." I'm just here to laugh at society.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Hipster Logic

Since it's mainstream to hate Vevo on Youtube, and hipsters are against the mainstream, hipsters love Vevo.
Since Vevo usually only supports large record label bands, hipsters must now listen to mainstream music, because they now love Vevo.
Since they listen to mainstream music, they're no longer hipsters.
However, since it's mainstream for hipsters to listen to obscure artists, hipsters still have hipster cred for listening to mainstream artists?
Therefore, classic hipsters are no longer hipsters?
Usher in the new era of hipsters!

Parachute pants, cummerbunds, capes... I can see it all now. As if California wasn't freaky enough already...
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2 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 3, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    A paradox, a paradox, a most ingenious paradox, ahahahahahahaha this par-a-dox!
    Let me know when you get syndicated, will ya?

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  2. UnknownOctober 5, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    Haha well for that to happen I'll probably have to write something a little more intelligible, that I didn't make up on the spot and write in ten minutes. I'll get to that eventually.

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u mad bros? Tell me why I suck below.

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