Since Vevo usually only supports large record label bands, hipsters must now listen to mainstream music, because they now love Vevo.
Since they listen to mainstream music, they're no longer hipsters.
However, since it's mainstream for hipsters to listen to obscure artists, hipsters still have hipster cred for listening to mainstream artists?
Therefore, classic hipsters are no longer hipsters?
Usher in the new era of hipsters!
Parachute pants, cummerbunds, capes... I can see it all now. As if California wasn't freaky enough already...
