I got called smart today.

A friend of mine came up to me and asked me what her belt-loop was called. I told her "a belt-loop." She apparently thought it was called a belt pocket or something. I'm not really sure.

"Man, you're so smart Greg."

I'm smart because I knew what a belt-loop was called. Cool. Although, I'm not really sure if that's a compliment to me, or an insult to the rest of the world.

People, it's called a belt-loop. Inform the masses. Increase the populous intelligence levels. I refuse to be smart.