I don't blog about my candle making adventures, my family (with two thousand pictures of my kids), or my life as a housewife who makes quilts 24/7. I'm not some pretentious hipster who can't finish three sentences without using some form of the word "musing." I'm just here to laugh at society.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

A Public Service Announcement from Leg Ganders

Everyone's beautiful, but I can't say that to individuals or else people will think I'm flirtatious (dumb society's keeping me down, man). So if you're reading this, you're beautiful. If you're not reading this, you're still beautiful, you just haven't been told so by me today.

Go look in the mirror and tell yourself that you're beautiful. Do it. You're gonna do it, and you're gonna like it. So there. Don't worry about the fact that you think you'd be more pretty if your skin was a shade darker, or if you wish your eyes were blue instead of brown. Brown's more awesome anyways. Just don't tell my blue-eyed friends I said that.

Love you all. Hugs and stuff.

2 comments:

  1. beYOUtiful. :)
    Thanks for that, Greg. We NEED more men like you (and my husband) who will tell anyone they meet that they are attractive. It's like the Free Hugs guy. Bursting personal space bubbles since...I don't know how long, but he's awesome!
    Have you seen the "Feminist Ryan Gosling" meme?
    You should do that. Get some awesome, dramatic, sexy-ish photos taken and caption them with uplifting remarks beginning with "hey girl,".
    Then start bombing those photos everywhere. Like when you see a girl on facebook commenting on a picture like this, "OMG my thighs are so huuuugggeee, UGH, imma fatty, make it go away, f*ckin untag me, ugly-sauce" just upload your handy dandy lil confidence booster and tag her in it. :) Maybe even in a gif. And if you wanted to get crazy with it, replicate as many of the Ryan Gosling photos as you can.
    I really think you should do this.
    As a matter of fact....please? :D

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  2. I'd totally do that, but 1) I'm not Ryan Gosling and probably couldn't pull it off, and 2) I don't stalk enough peoples pictures to get that opportunity :(
    However, if you ever feel like it, wanna go to a public place with free hugs signs?

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